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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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