- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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