- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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