- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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