what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

i hate non minorities!

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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