Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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