A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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i hate non minorities!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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