- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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