What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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