- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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