- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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