- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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