Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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The EPA.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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