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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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