- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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