Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

The child was fired from his job.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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