- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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