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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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