- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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