- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Pickles are moist.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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