- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I love alchohol!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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