- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Anti - Jokes. com

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

So a seal walks into a club.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??