Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

This is a joke.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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