Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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