A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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