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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Equal rights!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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