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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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