- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

taking out the trash... at night

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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