- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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