- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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