- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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