what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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