- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the man say to his doctor?

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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