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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Racial equality.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car