Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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