roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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no.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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