An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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