- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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