- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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