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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I had a submarine.... once

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

^ That's not even funny ^

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