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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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