- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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