im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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no rasist joks

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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