A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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