- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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