You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Hail Hitler

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Knock knock Come in

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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