What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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women's rights.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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