What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What's just not right? Left

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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