- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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