- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

antonio has a penis head.lol

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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