every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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