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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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