a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Your Mom

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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