- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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