- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A young baby died.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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