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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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