A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock knock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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