What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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