- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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