- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

I am quite mature.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A miserable man committed suicide.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

The New York Giants

Where's my baby??

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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