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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Alchohol.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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