- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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