Long joke Your such a downey

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's big and purple? Barney

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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