- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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