Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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