why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Poop...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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