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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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