what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

deez nuts

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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