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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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