Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

can you touch your toes? no

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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