- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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