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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

the sky is green no it is not

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock knock. Its open.

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