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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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