Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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dead dibbs

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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hello

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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