- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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