When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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