Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Dead girls can't say no.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

thumb_up thumb_down -2

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops