- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Dead girls can't say no.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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