- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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