- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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