What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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