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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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