One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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