- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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