- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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