VAL SUCKS

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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poopy is poopy

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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