A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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