- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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