What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Good job, son.

Dead girls can't say no.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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