Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Manchester City

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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