- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Fat? Jesse Z

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.