- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Badabing.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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