who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Dwarf Shortage

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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