- Anti Joke

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs